Tuesday, August 7, 2007

We're Back

Red Bull Rising was forced to leave the country, because of this Sollozzo business. Thankfully, our Godfather got us cleared of all those false charges and made arrangements to bring us back here safely. While away, we followed MLS, the US National Team and World Soccer religiously via satellite dish, when not enchanted by a beauty piu Greca d'Italiana. We considered posting in absentia, but in a court of law they could've proved that you, our loyal readers, had knowledge of our whereabouts. Anyway, we've settled all family business and in five years Red Bull Rising is going to be completely legitimate. Trust us. It's all we can tell you about our business. Now, back to the soccer...

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