Friday, December 21, 2007
Our Gift to You: Red Bull Park Porn
By now, you've already seen the official, updated design release for Red Bull Park. In fact, you've probably already stumbled upon the website with the three rotating photos of what we hope the future MLS Cathedral in lovely Harrison, New Jersey will look like.
In the spirit of the season, we here at Red Bull Rising are posting seven additional, possibly illicit, but certainly tasteful, snapshots of the future Red Bull Park, inspired by LA-based Rossetti Architects, the outfit currently tasked with ... er ... erecting ... our fabulous new Beautiful Game Basilica along the banks of the pristine Passaic River.
It's Like Rio Carnival, Only in Hudson County!
Check Out That Box!
You Come Here Often?
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!
Even The Signs Are Cutting Edge!
You Don't Own Red Bull, You Only Rent It
Dude, I'm SO THERE!
UPDATE: Billy Buzzkill in Comments notes the photos are not brand new. Oh, and another thing, Angelina Jolie's smokin' hot bod in Beowulf is computer-generated, and since we're all about balance and fairness and inclusion here at Red Bull Rising, Becks stuffs with socks.
In the spirit of the season, we here at Red Bull Rising are posting seven additional, possibly illicit, but certainly tasteful, snapshots of the future Red Bull Park, inspired by LA-based Rossetti Architects, the outfit currently tasked with ... er ... erecting ... our fabulous new Beautiful Game Basilica along the banks of the pristine Passaic River.
It's Like Rio Carnival, Only in Hudson County!
Check Out That Box!
You Come Here Often?
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!
Even The Signs Are Cutting Edge!
You Don't Own Red Bull, You Only Rent It
Dude, I'm SO THERE!
UPDATE: Billy Buzzkill in Comments notes the photos are not brand new. Oh, and another thing, Angelina Jolie's smokin' hot bod in Beowulf is computer-generated, and since we're all about balance and fairness and inclusion here at Red Bull Rising, Becks stuffs with socks.
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2 comments:
These are old renderings, from the last stadium design revealed at the groundbreaking.
Porn should be ogled, not analyzed for age-dating. Shame on you for ruining everybody's fun. Do you also tell people Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry never actually bumped uglies in Monster's Ball? Party-pooper.
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